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Bro, I'm Pooping
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Concepts by a kid.
Craft of a pro.

It started when a 9-year-old named Julianna drew a windmill getting pooped on. We rendered it like vintage poster art. Turns out that's a whole company now. yeah.

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Pooping on a Windmill — the brand's first designSKU 001
yeah yeah yeah my stinky poopConcepts by a kidCraft of a proNew drop every FridayPooping on a windmillFunny front · signature back

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Funny front, badge back

Every shirt carries the signature mark.

A new drop every Friday

Limited runs. When they're gone, they're gone.

The line so far

Start here. The classics, the chaos, the one your teacher hates.

The uniform

Wild on the front. Signed on the back.

Every shirt follows one rule: the front runs a different drawing from Julianna's world — windmills, cactuses, a very confident toilet — and the back always carries the same thing: the “Bro, I'm Pooping” wordmark and the signature poop mark.

It's the same trick Champion, Stüssy, and Patagonia use: variable creative up front, a constant signature behind. So every shirt is recognizable from across the playground — or the lecture hall.

Front of the shirt
FRONT
Bro, I'm
Pooping
BACK
The original cardboard 'Bro I'm Pooping' sign Julianna made

A real kid. A real basement. A real cardboard sign.

Julianna is nine. She does the ideas, the sketches, the slogans, and the final yes-or-no. Her dad runs the boring grown-up parts — the LLC, the printing, the website you're standing in.

The deal is simple: the concepts have to come from her, and the craft has to be good enough that adults respect it. That tension is the whole brand.

People are into it

Parents, teachers, college kids. Same shirt. Different laugh.

My son wore the windmill shirt to school and three teachers asked where to buy one. Three.
Renee P. · Mom of a very proud 8-year-old
Bought it ironically. Wear it unironically. The print quality is stupid good for the price.
Marcus, 20 · College buyer
The fact that a 9-year-old art-directed my favorite t-shirt is the best part of my year.
Dev R. · Repeat customer
Gift-gave the Classic to my brother-in-law. He texted me a photo wearing it the next morning.
Aisha K. · Holiday hero
It's the only shirt my kid will wear now. We own three. Send help (and a YL).
Tom B. · Outnumbered dad
The back badge thing is genius. You can spot a Bro shirt from across the cafeteria.
Priya N. · High-school teacher
yeah yeah yeah my stinky poopPOP QUIZ? more like PLOP QUIZout here in the wild1 of 50 · the Golden Plungerrespect the comma

Get on the Bro List

Friday drops 30 minutes early, embarrassing discount codes, and behind-the-scenes from the studio (a basement). Worth it.