Questions & Answers

Julianna (age 9) does the creative: the ideas, the sketches, the slogans, and the final approval on every design, color, and slogan. Her dad runs the company side — the LLC, the printing, customer service, this website. The concepts genuinely come from her. The craft is elevated by a real production process. That's the whole point of the brand.

Yes, and we're picky about it. Our standard tee is the Bella+Canvas 3001 — Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, soft hand. Limited drops use heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors for that vintage feel. We don't use scratchy promo blanks. The joke is on the front; the quality is the whole shirt.

Both. Most designs come in youth (YS, YM, YL) and adult (S–2XL). The unisex adult tee runs true to size with a modern retail fit — if you like a slimmer look, size down. Youth sizes follow standard Bella+Canvas youth measurements. Each product page lists exactly what's available.

Every single shirt carries the same back badge: the 'Bro, I'm Pooping' wordmark and the signature poop mark. The front changes design to design; the back is always the brand. It means your shirt is recognizable from behind — and it makes the whole line feel like one brand instead of a pile of random graphic tees.

We design it to be. The humor is gross-out-charming, not gross-out-mean — no profanity, no crude jokes, nothing past cartoon-style poop. We deliberately keep the wording clean (it's also how we stay in good standing with payment and ad platforms). Plenty of kids wear these to school. Use your judgment on your specific school's dress code.

Because it's a sentence, not a label. 'Bro, I'm Pooping' is something you'd actually say. The comma is part of the wordmark and it's never coming out. Respect the comma.

Orders ship within 1–2 business days. Standard shipping is 3–5 business days in the continental US. Orders over $50 ship free; under that it's a flat $5.95 at checkout. (A sticker pack is an easy way to clear the free-shipping line.)

30 days. Size swaps are no-questions-asked — if it doesn't fit, send it back and we'll get you the right one. Unworn, unwashed returns get a full refund. Limited-drop items are final sale (that's what keeps them limited). Anything arrives damaged or misprinted, we fix it immediately.

Every Friday we release a small, limited run — sometimes a brand-new design, sometimes a new colorway or a special print. Limited means limited. Get on the Bro List and you'll see drops 30 minutes before everyone else.

Email help@broimpooping.com and a real human (the dad) will get back to you, usually within a business day. No question is too weird. Trust us — we've heard weirder.